...for the rest of the year.
Or in the immortal words of Fraser, bollocks to this, I'm off to Sale. You know, there's actually a sign on the A56 as it crosses the River Mersey saying "Welcome to Sale, Please Put Your Clocks Back Twenty Years".
I'm tempted also to nick Fraser's tagline for the week "Like Salam Pax, but reporting from Sale." The only thing is, my chances of connecting to the internet in my near week away are somewhat less than Salam's during a power cut that brings down the entire telephone network.
In the meantime, I remind you of your homework - I'll have no excuses, not even 'the goldfish was sick on it' or 'the level crossing over the airport runway was closed'.
