One letter can make all the difference. Descending to the Underground, I pondered that it would be so much more interesting if the delays were caused by a detective train at Highbury.
Writing paragraphs for a report, I said that some staff had attended a Palin English course.
Unfortunately, I have spent some of the morning cold-calling some staff in the 'tail' bit of our Department (the one that wags the 'dog').
"I work in Internal Audit, which is in, like, the core-Department."
Like the core Department. What kind of teenager am I?