We followed a sign to 'Local Shops'. We went in this shop that I think was a general store and there was this weird woman behind the till. There were some spirits bottles, but just a selection of five or six miniatures where I would expect to see dozens of 70 cl bottles. The shelves were half empty, containing a few tins of spam, toilet rolls etc. I asked whether she sold cigarettes: she said she had some. I asked whether she had Richmond Superkings. She said "You'd better go to the other shop."
I was rather disappointed. I really thought she was going to say "This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here."