There was a Bentley parked outside work today.
Later, I waited at the bus stop and looked at a Bentley parked outside Caesars, Streatham's leading nightclub. I thought, strange, that's not Fred's - or maybe he's got a new one. But if he had got a new one, he would have kept the number plate from the old one C4 SAR. The Bentley with the standard number plate pulled away to reveal, parked behind it, Fred's usual Bentley.
Three Bentleys in one day - is that a record?
Still, this dreadful web page (screenshot) explains why there was a seven-foot-plus man with an American flag in his dreadlocks and a distinguished -looking retired man entering the club just after seven. Mind you, it doesn't explain who the bleach blond tart was falling out of her clothes as she tottered out of the Bentley. Classy!
