Some people were talking about this at work - stories of stupid questions British tourists ask when on holiday.
Then there was the guy who went to Orlando. On returning from his holiday, he called his tour operator in a rage. He had been expecting an ocean-view room. The operator explained that this was not possible, because Orlando is in the middle of the state. Dont lie to me, he replied. I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state.
