Graybo asks the impossible:
"Where do odd socks go?
Why do I only get holes in my left sock?
How do I know my left socks from my right ones?
Who is this superhero?"
If I knew the answer to the first one I wouldn't have an artistic clump of socks in my drawer made up of five odd socks. Furthermore, if I buy, say three three-packs, nine pairs in all, with three different designs, how come I lose one from each design, rather than one each from two pairs in a design?
If you have to go into contortions like me to reach your toenails to clip them you will find that one big toe nail (or, in my case second toe, because my second toe is bigger than my big toe) gets trimmed more than the other, meaning it is more likely to get holes in. But you probably don't have to go into contortions because you don't have large boobs. Have you any idea how difficult it is to cut toenails with large boobs?
You know it's your left sock because it has holes in it.
Every time I secretly hoped it would be Henry the Mild Mannered Janitor. Each time it turned out to be Hong Kong Phooey.
It's not too late to ask a question. I'm leaving it open until I feel overwhelmed!
