Following from Lyle's fairly heave-making comment a couple of months back, I can now honestly say I can actually go one better.
Sitting outside the pub yesterday afternoon, I had my back turned to most of the car park beer garden. Jimmy made me look at Waynetta Slob's Twin Sister who was sitting a few tables away, with her back to us. She was displaying acres of builder's crack, then a couple of inches of functional knickers - white with blue spots - and below that a trouser waistband. Jimmy informed me I had missed the crowning element - the display of Sanitary towel above knickers.
