Really Bad Country Song Titles
Did I Shave my Legs for This?
Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?
I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same
via Sore Eyes
