There used to be the time when my site logs were full of wonderful whacky requests. It makes me giggle when I read through this category. But, for some reason, nowadays,they're dominated by sensible logical searches and requests for pictures of Jonny Wilkinson naked - look, he' likely to miss the Six Nations, again, and although it makes me weep, we might have to conclude that he is a has-been...maybe I should change my tagline to No Naked Pictures of Jonny Wilkinson. Still, there is this picture, which, I suppose, technically counts as naked.
The best of the rest:
- "rupert the bear" freemason - everyone knows his name...because he's a freemason
- postman pats fuckin alarm clock
- Oxford speed limit living room - I can't begin to work this one out
- sexy uniform woking girls free pics - Why can't people grasp that it's the world-wide web and if you're looking for porn, does it matter whether they're in Woking, Weybridge or Weston-super-Mare
- handel messiah horrible organ clip - I filed this before Christmas as 'bizarre', but it turns out that it really exists...
- 1989 berlin wall west bridgford
- pictures of how boys in wheelchairs hold their penises to go pee pee
- cosi fan tutti is a load of crap
- over forty sex - Do people over forty have sex? Oh good, because I shall be forty in two years and ten days, so I might find out what this 'sex' thing is.
- pictures of ladies having sex with dogs - by definition, they're not ladies. Worryingly, the top hit for this request was This
- vin da loo most popular dish in England - Even though it's a hybrid French-Portuguese dish made with wine
Hmm, not the most exciting bunch. I want some disturbing search requests...
