I haven't done this for ages. Fortunately, the majority are my search requests are sensible and relevant; a fair few more are predictable - you know that activity a bit like catting; and the inevitable fascination with Z-list 'celebrities'.
However, some of the more amusing ones:
- chicken pox fetish
- sanitary towel fetish
- celebrity breast fondling - there's only a very few celebrities I'd allow to fondle my breasts
- what do boobs look like? - how sweet, I bet it's some nine-year old boy
- pictures of beautiful tits - what, on this shite, shome mishtake shurely...
- chest hair laser removal
- I must go back to a winter vest
- Lawrence Dallaglio having sex
- Des Lynam transexual - nah
- How to get to Frimley Lakeside - I reckon you drive to Frimley Lake, but stop just short
- Bus seat hoggers mostly women - no, bus seat hoggers mainly men with a complex about the size of their you know who feel the need to sit with legs splayed
- reasons to hate Kiwis - too boring to hate
