I used to regularly post some of the funnier 'search requests' that crop up in my site stats. I got out of the habit, for various reasons, not least that when I changed urls, it took a long time for Google to take me seriously. My old blog had a Google Page Ranking of 6; after nearly six months in existence this one is only at 3. Which makes me sad
Some of these just defy comment
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i am 24 and my boyfriend is 36 ,i am black and he is arabic what will make him think of me as irresistable ?
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Geraldine's secret crush on Andrea Bocelli was that you, Faye?
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katherine jenkins is not an opera singer Gosh, how they did land up here!
Lambeth Town Hall Ward Gert That's me, but I was almost never known as Gert in the context of Lambeth Town Hall Ward. So, a bit scary that one
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Dildo and Aeneas honestly, these thickies, don't they know it's Dildo and Anus?
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for which cellist did john travolta compose the protecting veil John Travolta?
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Racing heart "while having sex" surely that's sort of the point?
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had an affair with a married man.....do I have a legal right to know what he has told his wife about me? Legal right? Just supposing you had, how exactly would you go about enforcing it
Florida's national anthem lyrics isn't this what they call a 'category error'
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bryn terfel hairy back so I've been told...
how did people get on hoolidays 20 years ago Um, 20 years ago, that was 1999. Horse and cart, only way. Oh, you mean hoolidays. Ah well, we didn't have them back then
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