Warbling Belly Dancer

Euch!

From the Daily Mail

Although, in fairness, although her boobs look all squeezed, she seems not to have her characteristic four-boob look (two in the usual places an done in each arm pit).

To quote the 'Daily Mail Reporter'

the effect of the cut out panel on her stomach rather gave her the look of a belly dancer

She sang Parla Piu Piano accompanied by the cellist (Julian Lloyd-Webber)

She said: 'I was honoured to be part of this event and glad that Gary thought to include a classical act.

'It shows classical music is becoming more popular.'

ROFLMFAO

Stop deluding yerself, love. It shows that you're mates with Gary Barlow, that's all, and you will do literally anything for publicity. It really is stretching the definition of 'classical' to include the love theme from the The Godfather, with added words. Being in Foreign doesn't make it 'Classical'. And I bet she didn't sing without microphone. Bit beyond her core competencies that one.

And some great comments from readers:

• 'She is such a lovely woman, would be perfectly suited to peter andre, would make a stunning couple'
• A vain female who cannot live without publicity, and will do or say anything to get it.
• I just don't know what it is about this woman, but she makes my skin crawl!
• Urgh - she looks like a £1 shop christmas decoration.
• However I can't help but wish she would stop with the bleach blonde hair, layers of make up and tacky looking (although I'm sure not cheap) party frocks. She's such a natural beauty these just make her look like your everyday WAG.
• Elegant, c'mon? Her hair is bleached to within an inch of it's life, her make-up is overdone, and she's wearing a dress made from what looks like red polyester and tin foil, with a hole cut in the middle for extra classiness.
• Thing is, you can bet this look took a lot of money and time to 'perfect'. Reminds me of Dolly Parton" It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!"
• Yes she is beautiful, yes that is a pretty dress. But does anyone really care? NO. Publicity overdrive on this woman at the moment and it bores me. Why did I click on the article of a woman that bores me you ask? Because my job is that dull and I enjoy sharing my views!
• She always looks like a man in drag to me*.
• She screams of desperation. Enough of this media grabbing attention woman. She is plastered in make-up, fake tan, hair extensions, false lashes........this is not a true beauty.
• Maximum elegance ? That looks tacky as heck
• Class?! I think not. Overly made-up and plastic. Bring back the classic sophisticated ladies, men who like this woman have no taste and prefer the Barbie look.
• Oh, not that woman again!
• GIVE US A BREAK! She's tacky, crass and annoying! Give me Natalie Portman any day! This one looks like any old done up bimbo! Red arrow me and call me jealous. but I'd rather look like myself than that miss piggy.
• Just goes to show that money doesn't buy you taste or style. A truly dreadful dress. It's incredible what type of girl guys seem to think are 'glamorous' these days. Not my idea of 'glamour' - sorry!
• Much as I really like Katherine Jenkins, her attitude, voice, style and some of the things she has done for charity I am concerned that she should be slipping down the table of elegance, class, style and presentation with too much slap, some dresses that really do not do much for her and joining the 'chav' brigade of the sloppy, untidy, unshaven and scruffy types who now inhabit the world of pop.
• gorgeous from a distance but as you get closer and closer to her face you notice that her face distorts into a disney type character with a two dimensional appeal that is very attractive to men with no brain cells
• I'm getting a bit tired of her digitally enhanced recorded voice.....she's quite good at miming though!

Meanwhile, the Evening Standard has a different take:

Katherine Jenkins may benefit from a little sleep

Opera singer** Katherine Jenkins looks as though she may have had a little too much bubbly.

Contrary to her usual polished appearance, Katherine's eyes seemed to be looking in opposite directions as she headed for home (haven't they noticed that the glazed over expression is pretty much par-for-the-course)

* So it's not just me who thinks that, then!
** Remind me, which operas has she appeared in?

Comments

[ROFLCOPTER]

Why are you so obsessed with this woman?

[jams O'Donnell]

I would like to put warbling barbie up against some of my favourite singers like Darya Dadvar and see how she fares. I get the feeling that she would struggle with the Iranian folk songs!

[Gert]

To Roflcopter: I guess because it's easy pickings, and so much fun to fisk a liar and fraud. Also, a copy-and-paste post is a pretty easy way to occupy time between dishes becoming ready on Facebook's Cafe World, which is my current obsession.

Jams, I listened to a short clip of her cover version of No Woman No Cry (sung as a lullaby - honestly, I couldn't make this up) and it really is dire beyond what one could imagine an over-produced autotune version of No Woman no Cry would be if sung as a lullaby by someone with no personality in her voice.

[jams O'Donnell]

I shudder to think of her butchery Gert!